The Day-Off Before The LCS
Oct 14, 2010 Baseball
Posted by
Dick Ourada
Here’s what your LCS players have been up to on their day-offs before the next series starts:
Juan Uribe and Pablo Sandoval took in the sites of Philly yesterday on their day-off and went to see the Liberty Bell. Said Uribe, “this city is dirtier than any Latin city I’ve ever been to”.
Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain played some catch before going out to get a Philly steak sandwich. After his first bite, Tim pulled out a long hair from between the buns, and said “what is this”. Matt Cain judged the long strand and held it up to Tim’s head and said “dude there’s no girls working here, this is your hair.”
A-Rod arrived off the plane in Dallas to a group of kids waiting for him. A-Rod thought that it was a nice gesture that these kids must remember him from his playing days in Texas and probably wanted autographs. As he stuck his head into the crowd of little ones with his pen in hand, he was showered by spit and insults. He felt like he was still in New York.
Mariano Rivera and Derek Jeter went to see a movie yesterday.
It was the new one starring Hillary Swank. Jeter told Rivera that he once slept with her, and Mariano said “they should call he Hillary Skank.”
Jorge Posada was in Texas earlier today and was roughed up by Border Patrol officials who thought that he was an illegal. Posada told them he was a Yankee, and the Texas Agent said with an accent “you don’t look like no yankee to me, now get back over there to Juarez”. Posada may not start game one, as they’re still looking for him.